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Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (1st) 43DE Jadeveon Clowney South Carolina Jr 6'5 1/4" 266 lbs. 4.53

Analysis: Clowney is easily the best player in the draft. The downside of drafting Clowney will be what his motivation will be as well as him being coachable? Other than that he is like combining Predator, with Keeanu Reeves from the Matrix, and the 4 Monstars from Spacejam (not the Shawn Bradley one). Even though Houston has a 3-4 defense with where for art thou Romeo –Clowney is just a special pass rusher.

SEC Media Days 2013: Gamecocks DE Jadeveon Clowney
Jadeveon Clowney vs Arkansas 2012
Jadeveon Clowney pro day highlights

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (2nd) OT Greg Robinson Auburn rSo 6'5" 332 lbs. 4.92

Analysis: In the immortal words of Leonardo DiCaprio from Wolf of Wallstreet “pick up the phone and start dialing!” The Rams should trade this pick ,but I personally think they’ll get too greedy and won’t get their demands unless the Clown man falls. Robinson’s scouting report in some words may remind people of Jason Smith (Baylor 2009 draft…what an AWFUL draft BTW), but Robinson is already further along and has franchise 10 year tackle written all over him (he should get the tattoo so I can say it literally it is all over him).

Greg Robinson Tribute 4/14/2014
Greg Robinson Interview 3/4/2014
Greg Robinson Interview 9/21/2013

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (3rd) 34OLB Khalil Mack Buffalo rSr 6'2 5/8" 251 lbs. 4.55

Analysis: Gus Bradley is trying to make Seattle 2.0 in Jacksonville. He is just 250 Starbucks , a lot of adderall, a Russell Wilson, and like 5 amazing defensive players away from getting there. Mack shortens the list. He is the best thing to happen to Buffalo since they somehow were able to bribe NFL officials and sprinkler systems to prolong football games for the glory of bigger checks at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Khalil Mack vs UMass 2013
Khalil Mack Highlights
Khalil Mack Interview 10/19/2013

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (4th) QB Johnny Manziel Texas A&M rSo 5'11 3/4" 207 lbs. 4.68

Analysis: The ANTI-TEBOW! Lets compare –Florida a cool state that has gone liberal the past few elections vs Texas that wanted to secede the union like 90 times in the past 5 years, one has no mechanics the other has pretty good mechanics…but would rather sprint out of the pocket, one praises god…the other buys new rims for his Mercedes. I love me some Johnny Manziel and Cleveland is either a match made in heaven (hello Josh Gordon, Jordan Cameron and Ben Tate) or a match made in …well Cleveland! (hello Mr. Manziel and Josh Gordon …do you know why I pulled you over today?)

Johnny Manziel vs Arkansas 2013
Johnny Manziel vs Louisiana Tech (2012)
Johnny Manziel Surprises Skip

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (5th) WR Sammy Watkins Clemson Jr 6'0 3/4" 211 lbs. 4.43

Analysis: Lets not make any Al Davis jokes when a guy with blazing speed is drafted. I mean he has been dead for 25 years …so why put poor Al down further? The best news for Sammy is that he can get great stats in the third and forth quarter when his team is down by 3 scores. Oakland may try and trade the pick, but I think they’ll want to stay in the top 12, demand a 2nd and likely 5th-6th with it. They’ll just end up taking Watkins and be happy

Sammy Watkins vs Ohio St. 2013
Sammy Watkins vs Georgia 2013
Sammy Watkins Interview 3/17/2014

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (6th) OT Jake Matthews Texas A&M Sr 6'5 1/2" 308 lbs. 5.07

Analysis: Atlanta will probably try and move up for Mack or Clowney, but Pioli may be able to talk Dmiroff out of it. Hey this guy is another Matthews?! My idea for a TV now …take a Matthews that doesn’t have fame or football and give him a dating show. Only the premise of the show is the 10 women have to come on and display athletic ability with the promise they will take his “DNA donation” and create the next NFL megastar. Who isn’t watching “Donor Matthews?” Probably not Matt Ryan since he got hit so many times last year (like what I did there? Off topic and back to the pick WOW!)

Jake Matthews vs Rice 2013
Jake Matthews vs Texas 2012
Jake Matthews vs Duke 2013 (Chick Fil A Bowl)

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (7th) UT Aaron Donald Pittsburgh Sr 6'0 3/4" 285 lbs. 4.68

Analysis: It is very tempting to put a WR here. But hey hey Tampa Bay can continue to add to a defensive line of Gerald McCoy, Michael Johnson, Clayborne, Daquan Bowers. Off topic rant: when they picked their pirate to be their logo were they like ok how can we not be Oakland? Oh I know swords on the bottom and he will have vision out of BOTH eyes! Is it ironic that all pirate franchises have stunk since early 2000? And yes I’m talking about you too Somalia, Johnny Depp, Kiera Knightly, and Orlando Bloom.

Aaron Donald vs South Florida (USF) 2012
Aaron Donald vs Miami 2013
Aaron Donald Official Highlights

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (8th) QB Blake Bortles Central Florida rJr 6'5" 232 lbs. 4.93

Analysis: What do you get when you combine Blake Bortles, Christian Ponder, and Matt Cassel? Answer: another year of Adrian Peterson’s career wasted! Also another seafaring team in the top 10 …I think the moral of the story is when Buffalo (trading down next) picks a new team name – go with a bird, some name for a horse, or something in history.

Blake Bortles 2013 Highlights
Blake Bortles Postgame vs East Carolina 10/4/12
Blake Bortles Tribute 1/1/2014

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (9th) WR Mike Evans Texas A&M rSo 6'4 3/4" 231 lbs. 4.46

Analysis: TRADE! Buffalo sends 1.09 to Baltimore for 1.17, 2.48, 6.194. Baltimore pays a steep price to get a new person for Flacco to sit back there and say “man what do I do? I can’t see downfield?! I have a bad unibrow …but let me just throw this thing up there- Dennis or Anquan hope you are out there!” Evans gives him a job ball winner and a nice new toy for the Wizard of Oz to flaunt.

Mike Evans Interview 10/22/2013
Mike Evans Tribute 11/17/2013
Mike Evans vs Arkansas 2013

Show/Hide Player Comments 1st (10th) CB Darqueze Dennard Michigan St. Sr 5'10 7/8" 199 lbs. 4.52

Analysis: No Fly Zone is staying Michigan. He should consider changing his nickname to Robocop. This needs to happen…and I dare Jim Caldwell to stop it. What is he going to say? Trivia question – what happened most recently Jim Caldwell saying 3 words in a 5 minute span or a Lions division title?

Darqueze Dennard vs Notre Dame 2013
Darqueze Dennard vs Ohio St. 2013
Darqueze Dennard vs South Florida (USF) 2013

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Posted on: Saturday, April 12, 2014 @ 2:14 pm
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